fuckk there’s a giant black spider but now it’s on the ceiling and I can’t hit it or it’ll fall on me and eat me and I need a boy to kill it because that’s what they’re really useful for
edit: My cat was useless so I waited (far away) for the spider to crawl down from the ceiling and onto the wall so I could throw my roommate’s shoe at it. The first throw/scream/run combo made him fall off the wall and I was almost certain he crawled under the door into my room and that I would not sleep for the next three weeks. But THEN he mistakenly came OUT of hiding, crawled a bit on the floor and I thoughtfully dropped/threw the shoe on him again and he is now not moving.
The people living downstairs must think I’m being murdered.
edit edit: Why does everyone recommend bug spray now??? Because I have some. And forgot I did.
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mangomonkeyboy said:
The shoe is more entertaining and it doesn’t leave the smell of poison around the place.
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givemesomethingmore said:
I had a similar situation happen earlier when I was driving home. I was sitting at a light and looked up and there was a giant spider crawling up my windshield on the inside. I had to grab a wad of tissues and kill it before the light changed…
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evamayha said:
i’m so sorry i laughed while reading this, it’s happen to me too, but it’s just so funny when you do it! :) Get some bug killing spray, then you spray the spider wherever it is, it really works!
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evilsickboi said:
lol @ “that’s what they’re useful for”… id capture it lol, but idk where you are.. ceiling shudn’t be a prob since im 6’3” :P
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baconistasty said:
Don’t kill it! Capture it in a cup or paper towel and put it outside! >:c
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